Intro To Us
Who are Straight Edge? What is Punk MarketingTM? What the hell is that picture in your logo? Do penguins have knees?
These are some of the questions that may or may not get answered in this website.

"I think we need a new house."
First things first, our motto: “Out-think, don’t out-spend your competitor”
Straight Edge are NOT a normal marketing and communications consultancy company. We like to describe ourselves as a ‘de-centralised global agency’. Which is bullshit marketing speak for really being a large collection of freelancer, contracted and full-time employees working in various locations around the world. You could view us a single person entity but realistically we’re a large network of creative professionals all coming together to achieve the best solution for your business.
Our objective for our clients is simple: to generate you business. Be that via leads, a call to purchase or brand awareness, our approach to marketing is to make you more money. We think that’s a fairly refreshing result.
As well as our strategic overview, we specialise in a number of areas including branding, strategic planning, social media and so on. There is a more detailed description of our strategic approach on ‘What Do We Do?’
A bird on your mobile phone is worth...something.
We’re also not just about the niche 18 to 25 markets – we’re about every market. We’re about taking your product or service and producing the best result with innovative and creative ideas.
And if you know if penguins have knees, then please contact us too.
These are some of the questions that may or may not get answered in this website.

First things first, our motto: “Out-think, don’t out-spend your competitor”
Straight Edge are NOT a normal marketing and communications consultancy company. We like to describe ourselves as a ‘de-centralised global agency’. Which is bullshit marketing speak for really being a large collection of freelancer, contracted and full-time employees working in various locations around the world. You could view us a single person entity but realistically we’re a large network of creative professionals all coming together to achieve the best solution for your business.
Our objective for our clients is simple: to generate you business. Be that via leads, a call to purchase or brand awareness, our approach to marketing is to make you more money. We think that’s a fairly refreshing result.
As well as our strategic overview, we specialise in a number of areas including branding, strategic planning, social media and so on. There is a more detailed description of our strategic approach on ‘What Do We Do?’
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A bird on your mobile phone is worth…something.
We’re also not just about the niche 18 to 25 markets – we’re about every market. We’re about taking your product or service and producing the best result with innovative and creative ideas.
And if you know if penguins have knees, then please contact us too.